Good ole Georgia

We are going to get a reputation if our beloved citizens and associates keep this monkey business up. First there was the fishing guys getting shot at not too far from Athens, then the redneck candidate showdown, and now a UGA Typhoid Mary. How much more excitement can we take?

3 new shows you need to catch...

Extreme Hangover: Home Edition

Extreme Makeover: Vaginal Edition

Extreme Makeover: Poo Edition

Not so Best Buy

Better check twice and bring a copy of the online sale ad next time you want to buy that [insert techno-babble here] when you hit Best Buy.

That is soooo gay.

Military standards have always been conservative, but times are changing. Now, desperate for warm bodies, restrictions have loosened to allow soldiers with more tattoos, weaker educational backgrounds, and even allow "moral waivers" for criminals. God forbid you're gay.

Good for her

I see Zza Zsa Gabor stopped slapping officers and finally got lucky.

Set 4 life

After slinging back PBRs at Lil' King's and the Manhattan during extended Happy Hour Fridays, I should be OK. My liver on the other hand...

Speaking of PBR, check out my new hat and Tshirt I just ordered.

Polyphonic Spree

Hell of a show last Monday at the 40 Watt. You should check 'em out in Atlanta in June if you get the chance. I'm going to try to make it.

A state park built on human stupidity

Providence Park. I should check it out, it still seems beautiful. It's a shame that parks are getting shut down on certain days due to budget cuts.

News events of the day in one word:

1) Why? 2) Cool 3) WTF? 4) Cute 5)Screwed 6) Gay and finally, 7) Ridiculous.

This drought will have my garden by the scroat.

The drought that we are experiencing here in GA is getting worse. Currently, local restrictions havn't been that bad on residential use, but that may change in the future. The freeze in April wiped out alot of our fruits, now the lack of water will probably kill everything else being grown in GA. Hard times to be a farmer. Those looking for cheap vegetables better find an alternate food source.

Oh yeah, it seems there are multiple definitions for the word "Scroat."

I need some gas relief

At $3.15 a gallon, I think we are all hurting, no matter how big the gas tank. I just paid $50 for 16 gallons of gas. Thank God I'm a high rolla and a balla.

Smooth move Paula

That is why God hates small dogs.

They certainly can pick them in the NFL

Michael Vick should inform his friends in the NFL to shut the helll up. And I thought Vick had lost his mind...jeez.

And to bring it all together...

They way this blog works is that the earlier emails are pasted at the bottom. If you read my blogs in order, you would see some dish about Britney and some stuff about short people, but how about a 1-2 combo of Britney and midgets? I love celebrities. Now only if we can get Britney, K-Fed, the birthday midgets, Lindsay Lohan, and tiny Britney all in one room together. That would be one big-ass cluster f&*#.

And just for giggles: "Poops...she did it again."

How's the weather down there?

Man, I'm still under probation at work for that joke about women drivers. Now, no more short jokes in the office. What's a guy gotta do for fun in the office. Next thing you know I'll lose Liquid Lunch Thursdays.

For the macabre-lovres

Check out this lucky/unlucky lady's story.

Britney's next job

Would you like that hood buffed sir?

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Has Britney lost her mind?

Tales from the Far East

I find India has the richest stories that fascinate the mind and the heart. Actually, most of the stories I find online tend to be bizarre, usually macabre. For the first story, I'll stick with bizarre.

This is why labor is much cheaper in India (with a touch of macabre).

What's up with UGA folks today?

Soon as I read the story about the UGA student being arrested for threatening a faculty member, my eyes hit this story. I've eaten Pita Pit before and while my first reaction to the food was not quite as violent, it was still rather negative. He was probably trying to wash the taste of it out with the toilet water. I think the Pita Pit should be charged with assult against an officer.

UGA student threatens faculty member, arrested

New story just for you. He must be crazy to so something like this so soon after VT.

F@#$ a Duck

Everything you wanted to know about a duck but was afraid to ask.