In the name of love

Stealing a quote from Wayne Brady, I would have to "choke a bitch" if I was stabbed in the ey, not once but twice. Take a guess which country this happened in?

China, again.

Earlier I said China was practically tied with India for weird stories, but they top the list when it comes to contaminated products. Come on now, antifreeze in cough syrup?

A reason to beat somebody

Brace yourself for this article, this guys needs to thoroughly beaten and punished for what he did.

9-1-1 is a joke.

Flavor Flav now has help in ridiculing the 911 emergency dispatch system. A 4 year old in Illi-noise gave Carpentersville deputies a run for their money as she called 911 almost 300 times before deputies fought back using Ronald MacDonald. Unfortunately, the little girl got screwed and another hardened criminal mastermind was born.

Hot and Sour Dragon

I shouldn't be suprised what comes out of China anymore...they give India a run for it's money when it comes to weird news.

Zebrula?

Definitely not the next big budget superhero movie.

We start 'em out young in the South

Check out this kid. He'll be a rough-neck once he hits puberty. Kudos to saving your brother little man, even though it's a bit disturbing.

Gross!

It's been a while since I posted, but I found an article disgusting enough to bring me back. We have all seen the gag w/ some guy getting his Johnson caught in a pool drain plug while being dirty, but real life stuff like this makes me hurt. I didn't know you could get your guts sucked out this way...